Stretch Life Out

I haven’t felt like blogging in a while because no one incident would take up a whole page, so I’ll give you the gist of it.  (You know, I’ve never had to actually spell the word ”gist” before.  I’ve said it a hundred times, but never had to write it and had to look it up [...]

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Do:  Clean your house as needed, and feed the pets, and bathe the kids, and decorate until you can no longer feel your arms.  For goodness sake employ thoses little rugrats because they can reach into places you can’t, and because they made all the messes in the first place. Don’t:  Ever walk into a [...]

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There’s something about the world today that inspires one to call others a dumb-ass.  Mostly, I am talking about the medical profession (at least today, tomorrow it could be lawyers).  It seems that nowadays every time I go to a doctor about some paranoia problem or pnemonia, I have to fill out some dumb form [...]

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I was recently reading an article in “Vogue” magazine about Michelle Obama, the wife of a presidential candidate called Barack, and the reading was going pretty well (about as well as a reading from John Edwards), until I got to the last three paragraphs of a five page “quick hitter” documentary. If any of you [...]

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