Stretch Life Out

So, I’m still in college and still have three children and am still married.  We still live in the same run-down house–yep, we are one of the few families that have not been foreclosed on.  Yet.  So things are pretty good.  They must be because my husband and I decided last year, without the presence [...]

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Dust thou understand world literature?  Dust thee do not, at least not yet.  So, I haven’t blogged in a while and as you may have guessed my college honeymoon period is over.  It’s been a long year (including a summer “vacation” with children–don’t get me started) of studying, writing, and analyzing.  Enough is enough.  And [...]

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In a galaxy far, far away people wore things without sleeves.  Then someone invented sleeves.  They called it:  “a robe.”  According to Darth Vader, this was not sufficient enough.  Instead of taking over galaxies and impregnating a woman with an illegitimate child, maybe all he really needed was a “Snuggie.”  It has big sleeves and [...]

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I find paying for parking at amusement parks, state fairs, festivals etc. to be a complete scam and waste of my time and husband’s hard earned money.  On a recent mini getaway trip to Great America we had to pay to get into the parking lot and park our rented sweet-ass mini-van.  It costs $25 [...]

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It has been a looooong “winter” “break.”  It all started a few weeks ago before the kids were off of school.  My family and I went grocery shopping, came home, and couldn’t get into our door.  That’s right, we were locked out of our own house.  How did we solve this inconvenient problem?  Well we had [...]

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