Stretch Life Out

In a galaxy far, far away people wore things without sleeves.  Then someone invented sleeves.  They called it:  “a robe.”  According to Darth Vader, this was not sufficient enough.  Instead of taking over galaxies and impregnating a woman with an illegitimate child, maybe all he really needed was a “Snuggie.”  It has big sleeves and [...]

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I haven’t felt like blogging in a while because no one incident would take up a whole page, so I’ll give you the gist of it.  (You know, I’ve never had to actually spell the word ”gist” before.  I’ve said it a hundred times, but never had to write it and had to look it up [...]

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My husband and I are huge “Terminator” fans so naturally we were curious about the new “Sara Conner Chronicles” hour long show that has a lot to do with a teenage boy, a hot robot, mom, and time travel that makes no sense.  It’s way cool . . . by the fifth episode.  We were [...]

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It’s astounding to me that we’re forced to discuss the Presidential election over a year before we can do anything about it.  Nevertheless, for whatever reason we have to deal with an endless amount of “analysis” by talking heads who attempt to make sense out of the horse-race, when, in fact, the horse is still [...]

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I was watching Dr. Phil the other day and was astounded that such a popular show could donate an entire hour discussing the pros and cons of men wearing baggy pants, as in showing off their boxer shorts to leave very little to the imagination.  Here I thought Oprah was the fashion guru.  I can’t [...]

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