Stretch Life Out

In a galaxy far, far away people wore things without sleeves.  Then someone invented sleeves.  They called it:  “a robe.”  According to Darth Vader, this was not sufficient enough.  Instead of taking over galaxies and impregnating a woman with an illegitimate child, maybe all he really needed was a “Snuggie.”  It has big sleeves and [...]

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