Stretch Life Out

Do:  Watch a lot of T.V. because what else is there to do?  Dishes and laundry and bills will always be there. Don’t:  Watch a lot of T.V. because it makes you look like a monkey at the zoo learning sign language. Once upon a time there lived a single woman who could watch “E.R.” [...]

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Do:  Clean your house as needed, and feed the pets, and bathe the kids, and decorate until you can no longer feel your arms.  For goodness sake employ thoses little rugrats because they can reach into places you can’t, and because they made all the messes in the first place. Don’t:  Ever walk into a [...]

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