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Entries from December 2007

Whop Out!

December 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Burger lovers all across America are being Punk’d by Burger King claiming to have taken away their most famous slogan:  Home Of The Whopper.  No longer.  As a new advertising scheme, the “people on top” decided to trick customers into thinking the Whopper was gone, when in fact they just wanted to video tape their [...]

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Tags: Funny · General Stuff · Pop Culture

St. Nick Gets Bigger

December 6th, 2007 · No Comments

St. Nick sucks!  Well, maybe that’s a little harsh, but what a ridiculous, made-up, money-grubbing “holiday!”  I don’t have a problem giving my children little gifts to “hold them over” until Christmas, but it’s so painfully unnecessary to give my children something to look forward to, when all they have is stuff to look forward [...]

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Tags: Funny · General Stuff